Mega liar, but which one?

One of them must be a mega liar, but which one?


I’m tired with all the drama and I guess it is about time for me to come up my own SD to add up a little bit more drama.

I, Mohd Shahrul Azmi Mohamad Yusoff (NRIC 7*0720-08-5***) a Malaysian citizen of full age and residing at No 5, xxxxxxx, Selangor Darul Ehsan do solemnly and sincerely declare as follows:1. I have been a GLC staff for about 9 years and currently doing my best to understand the policy.

2. I love to beat my friend Izhar coz he keep on winning every time we play golf together and he got this ‘belagak’ face every time he did well.

3. I wish I can just be at home browsing the internet.

4. I know Razak Baginda but I don’t think he knows me.

5. My friend A**din told me he loves watching porn especially if its involved back banging.


6. My another friend Luq don’t like watching porn but he really need to get a girlfriend or else he could be sending the wrong signal.


7. I hate Rosyam Nor every time he acted in the drama, like he’s the Malaysian version of Brad Pitt.


8. When I was in UK I did not pay my last phone bills which can easily be around 300 pounds, when I consulted my friend he said it doesn’t matter coz the Mat Saleh took everything from our land during the colonial occupation and it is about time we take back from the White Man. From then onward I did not pay all the bills, although I did pay the National Lottery some money.


9. I don’t know Balasubramaniam but I know some Indian friends from my Teluk Intan days, one of them was Arul Piragasam, I wonder where he is now?


10. I need to go back now.

Subscribed and solemnly declared by the abovenamed )Mohd Shahrul Azmi )at Kuala Lumpur )in the State of W. Persekutuan )this 7th day of July 2008 )